Thursday, April 23, 2009

Realization

today i noted something about the status of our pantry. usually, my shelf is the most full. no longer.
the only things i have to eat are as following:
chocolate covered cashews
popcorn
three cans of butternut squash soup
peanut butter
hot chocolate mix
4 different kinds of cheese

and that is it. i would appreciate it if anyone had a suggestion as to what i could make with the aforementioned ingredients.

lately i've been doing homework. today i attempted music theory. it was a workbook assignment with three different pages.
i turned to the first page...it was ripped out. i thought that was kinda weird.
i turned to the second...also ripped out.
the third...you guessed it.
the strange thing about this is that i bought this workbook brand new in a plastic wrapper. i do not use it. i do not go to class. so i ask you - where are these pages? did a future version of myself time travel back here to retrieve them? if so, why?
and ONLY those pages are missing.

whenever i need something to write about, all i need to do is go to my physics class.
yesterday:
we spent ten minutes trying to discern where in the equation our teacher messed up. this is a previously-prepared powerpoint, mind you. he enlisted our help because he himself could not locate the error.
by the time we found it, i was way too lost to even know what the answer meant.
after that tirade, we continued talking about science-y things. until all of a sudden, captain crunch decides to talk about fate and destiny. and its metaphorical relationship to light particles. which haven't even been proven to exist.
this information is not test-friendly. our pre-destined future cannot be questioned via multiple-choice.
all the while, my car was being flooded by the everpresent hurricane harrisonburg. i left the sunroof open in the hopes that the sun would shine. it went poorly for all involved.

2 comments:

  1. You must be immensely brave to even set foot in a physics class, I would be too scared :(

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  2. BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP IS SO LEGIT!

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