Monday, April 13, 2009

Cauliflower

today i saw a real live bear on the side of the highway.
it was black.
i wanted to race it, but it seemed preoccupied.

also, my room reeks of nail polish. i am concerned because i don't even know where my nailpolish is.

then tracey called and we talked for about 30 minutes about how to make a fingernail-sized lifepedia for challenged people such as ourselves. what is banking? are voo doo doctors included on taxes? how much wood would a woodchuck chuck? who sets up those long lines of orange cones on the highway that i adoringly refer to as "the trail of tears"?
i want answers. so really i need to find someone who knows all the answers so i can exploit their knowledge by creating my book. and get money.
i'm hoping that those pellets that turn into foam dinosaurs when submerged in water still exist. and i hope that it is possible to make lifepedias that way. so that they are portable at all times of curiosity or emergency.

let me know if you have any leads.

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