Phrases That Never Quite Made It

"Your face is like music to my eyes."

"That guy's motorcycle is so badbutt!"

"Just joshin' ya."

Kinney For President

Well, after the most boring 6 weeks of my entire existence, I finally have something to say.

Vote for me.

(Actual sign seen in Georgia by my mother)

My platform:

- Shoes

- Pro-humans

- Pro-plants

- Pro-animals

- Peace and other things, like, such as

- Everything for free!

Campaign slogan:

"When the tough get going, I'm gonna need GPS on my phone to follow them."