i would say kroger is the number one destination for weirdness this halloween season. there you can not only find crazy old folks that refuse to buy baked goods (when you're that old, does it even matter anymore?), but crazy other people as well.
i would like to give an honorable mention to the twenty-something of ambiguous gender dressed as a jester. keep in mind halloween weekend was a week away at the time...and it was a member of a family group of sorts, among which no one else was dressed up. it reminded me of a child refusing to take off their batman costume.
the runner-up of the past couple of weeks would be the couple emerging out of the forest on reservoir road. not on halloween. but on a road. then they started running in the other direction - probably back into the magical world from whence they came. planet earth is not ready for princess peach and the joker to be a couple.
and now the moment you've all been waiting for: the best dressed of october 2009.
note: the fabulous legs...the accessories...the...masculinity?
the best part about everything below is that this was NOT a costume. he was way too good at walking in heels. he was struttin' his stuff like nobody's business in harrisonburg's most conservative grocer (kroger). one must wonder how many old people bit the dust in the frozen food section that day. "them newfangled crossdressers..."
talent is wasted on our podunk town.
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