Shiny Happy People

The people in New York are like no other people on Earth. In that they are solid gold nuggets of bizarre comedy.

A few recent sightings:

FORGET wolf shirts if there are dragon shirts to be had!!!

This woman is 30 and in a relationship and has no children...but is wearing that backpack. No wonder that man is comforting her.

Same purse. Same dress. Same hair. Same shoes. SAME STOCKINGS. Two completely different sized people.

Truer words have never been printed on a crew-neck. Somebody gonna get pregnant.