Well...I'm Back

after a long hiatus due to a newfound realization that graduation is imminent and i must attend classes, i am back to meet the needs of biddies and biddie-lovers everywhere. having gotten straight c's, i am fully prepared to do absolutely nothing serious this summer. i also plan to figure out how to upload pictures from my cell phone and join my generation in technological obsession.

and now, in true biddiewatch fashion, i bring you 3 appropriate things.

1. a biddie.

this was actually taken when it was freezing cold outside. note that she is wearing shorts with uggs. the strategic hoodie placement is an attempt at canceling out the absurd choice to wear booty shorts at 1 AM on a cold evening. oh, and is she buying natty?

2. something clearly stupid.

reason #426 why doing your everyday shopping at CVS is a poor choice. even a bonuscard can't save you from the tragic misspelling this poor sign suffers from.

in case you yourself can't spell, the word spelled wrong is "clearance".

3. something crazy.

folks, what you're looking at is $195.65 of cat food and $0 of human food. this is what we call a CAT LADY. in addition to the extravagant amount she is purchasing, she has also kindly offered her cats some variety - giant bags of dry food, small cans of wet food, and huge cans of more nasty wet cat food. this checkout process took almost 20 minutes, but i was perfectly content basking in the glow of crazy to find out the total. even at Walmart it's expensive to own 600 cats and live alone and not feed yourself.