Kinney For President

Well, after the most boring 6 weeks of my entire existence, I finally have something to say.

Vote for me.

(Actual sign seen in Georgia by my mother)

My platform:

- Shoes

- Pro-humans

- Pro-plants

- Pro-animals

- Peace and other things, like, such as

- Everything for free!

Campaign slogan:

"When the tough get going, I'm gonna need GPS on my phone to follow them."