Amish Online Dating

my good friend shannon came across the following website:

http://amish-online-dating.com/

i am pretty positive that it's not real (although one can dream). obviously upon this discovery, i immediately created an account. it took the about 12 hours to send me a confirmation email, which makes me doubt their validity. they finally got back to me, and here is what i have to fill out to create my profile:

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