Wolf Obsession Continues...

http://www.everythingwolf.com/shop/productdetails.aspx?ProductID=886

BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE HOME GOODS!

actually they're boring, but the jackets are CLUTCH.

"Beautiful howling graphics"

"Let your Children keep toasty warm with the Wolves"

"You could nestle right in between them"

mm...wolf motorboating?

NIKE GOT COOLER?!

in case you didn't know, something cooler than dunks now exists thanks to nike.com.

go there now. watch the video with the puppets. you'll be glad.

this is coming from someone whose livejournal username was "puppetburner".

...i was in middle school.

Weekly Pic Picks

best license plate (my favorite blog theme):

it says "1WARLOK" and this guy has a massive beard. even his suspenders are camo. does he know what a warlock is? i think i met a real witch once. i bet everyone has and just doesn't know it.

a leopard lovers moment:

for those of you that don't know, that is my stepdad. this is the most normal thing he has ever done. i wish i was kidding.

...really.

oldest mohawk sighting (a title i wish was more commonplace):

with a cameo by the other leopard lover, my mom. thanks for helping to make this phonepic less obvious. this guy was ancient and a bonified badass.

and the moment you have all been waiting for...

chicken purse. I AM READY FOR 2010!!! and a quick update - i recently mentioned that i thought my mom was getting me a seal for christmas. i came to this suspicion because said gift had to be delivered on foot and seemed to be very secretive and blackmarket-related.

it actually turned out to be a competition hula hoop.

champion ahoy.

May All Your Dreams Come True

jackpot:

http://www.everythingwolf.com/shop/productslist.aspx?CategoryID=11

what i got for christmas:

a purse made out of a rubber chicken

"sense and sensibility"

a poncho

best discovery:

my neighbors own a peacock

best decoration:

happy holidays to you and yours (even the blacks)!

Sweet Little Golden-Haired Baby Jesus

i'm a little drunk.

i ate a lot of ham.

my parents just got a strobe light and handcuffs as christmas presents from their friends.

illegal fireworks are about to commence.

christmas, eve, ya'll.

Holly Jolly

best news report quote of snowmageddon:

"people are WALKING in the STREETS"

what a panic these past few days have been for the general populus of northern virginia. other states actual prepare for this kind of weather...only here does school get canceled simply if it's too cold or there is torrential rain. imagine what happens in an ACTUAL weather emergency.

i decided that all traffic laws became void. if anyone has seen the riot scene in "hot rod", therein lies my inspiration. i also imagined i was in "day after tomorrow" a lot, which worked really well because i've never actually seen the film. i mean, the snow plowing contraptions only cleared one lane on three or four-lane roads and completely disregarded the yellow lines. even the double ones! which led me to do the following:

1. not stop at any stop sign

2. go as fast as possible on unplowed roads, imaging exploration of foreign tundras. this led to driving on the wrong side of the road if said part of road was more plowed than others.

3. turn LEFT on red

4. park in a bus lane

5. not pay for my parking meter...for 6 hours

6. almost rear end someone

7. drive through a 4 foot deep river created by melted snow

8. forsake snow plows and floor it

9. honk and bully people until i get what i want

10. cross four lanes at once to make an exit, and cross two lanes in dc to make an illegal right turn

and i didn't get in trouble. at all. and i'm positive cops witnessed some of this.

what i'm trying to say is...if you didn't break any laws in the past few days, you missed a golden opportunity.

This Just In...

this snow storm (which will be in steady continuation for the next 12 hours) is now being called "snowmageddon" and "snowpocalypse".

i like to call it "holy shit that's a lot of snow and i'm starting to get bored".

http://www.americablog.com/2009/12/snowpocalypse.html