turns out i have swine flu.
i honestly would not have gotten checked out if i didn't already have to go there.
so i'm on tamiflu. it should help decrease symptoms, but side effects include death.
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they gave me an instructional packet and a note to miss school for 5 days. actually they forbade me to go anywhere for 5 days. the packet reminds me to wear my seatbelt.
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and tells me what to do if i have lost my spleen.
that's not a joke.
"if you have lost your spleen...go see a doctor."
there is no hope for me.